Off my tits on Aldi picky bits

£15.00

Give your kitchen a giggle with our laser-engraved “Off My Tits On Aldi Picky Bits” wooden chopping board. At a handy 30 cm by 20 cm, it’s the perfect size for prepping your snacks… or serving up the bargain-friendly picky bits that did the damage in the first place.

Made from smooth, natural wood and engraved with crisp detail, this board is ideal as a gift for someone with a wicked sense of humour or as a little treat for yourself. Whether it’s nibbles night, prosecco night, or “I can’t be bothered cooking” night, this board brings the vibes.

Great for:

• Chopping and serving

• Girls’ nights, lads’ nights, and chaotic family buffets

• Anyone who knows Aldi’s party food is elite

Durable, practical, and guaranteed to raise a smirk in any kitchen.

Give your kitchen a giggle with our laser-engraved “Off My Tits On Aldi Picky Bits” wooden chopping board. At a handy 30 cm by 20 cm, it’s the perfect size for prepping your snacks… or serving up the bargain-friendly picky bits that did the damage in the first place.

Made from smooth, natural wood and engraved with crisp detail, this board is ideal as a gift for someone with a wicked sense of humour or as a little treat for yourself. Whether it’s nibbles night, prosecco night, or “I can’t be bothered cooking” night, this board brings the vibes.

Great for:

• Chopping and serving

• Girls’ nights, lads’ nights, and chaotic family buffets

• Anyone who knows Aldi’s party food is elite

Durable, practical, and guaranteed to raise a smirk in any kitchen.