Personalised Wooden Gifts Made in Cheshire
Discover our range of engraved wooden gifts, designed and finished in our family workshop in Lymm, near Warrington. From personalised bamboo chopping boards, funny picky-bits boards, cheeseboards, pizza boards, coasters and serving boards to distinctive clocks carved from oak whisky barrel lids, each piece is made to be useful, thoughtful and a little different.
Choose from our existing designs or ask us to create something personal using a name, message, photograph or idea. Whether you’re looking for a funny kitchen gift, a thoughtful keepsake or a completely one-off design, we’ll help turn your idea into something special.
Shop Our Handmade Wooden Gifts
Browse funny kitchen boards, dog and cat chopping boards, personalised gifts and engraved wooden homeware. Select any item to see its full details, available options and delivery information.
ENGRAVED IN LYMM • PERSONALISATION AVAILABLE • NATURAL WOOD GRAIN • UK DELIVERY AVAILABLE
Give your kitchen a giggle with our laser-engraved “Off My Tits On M&S Picky Bits” wooden chopping board. At a handy 30 cm by 20 cm, it’s the perfect size for prepping your snacks… or serving up the very picky bits that got you in that state in the first place.
Made from smooth, natural wood and engraved with crisp detail, this board is ideal as a gift for someone with a wicked sense of humour or as a little treat for yourself. Whether it’s nibbles night, prosecco night, or “I can’t be bothered cooking” night, this board brings the vibes.
Great for:
• Chopping and serving
• Girls’ nights, lads’ nights, and chaotic family buffets
• Anyone who knows the true power of M&S party food
Durable, practical, and guaranteed to raise a smirk in any kitchen.
the boards are lasered onto a bamboo board because it’s a natural wood sometimes the image can appear lighter or darker in places
the boards are lasered onto a bamboo board because it’s a natural wood sometimes the image can appear lighter or darker in places
the boards are lasered onto a bamboo board because it’s a natural wood sometimes the image can appear lighter or darker in places
the boards are lasered onto a bamboo board because it’s a natural wood sometimes the image can appear lighter or darker in places
the boards are lasered onto a bamboo board because it’s a natural wood sometimes the image can appear lighter or darker in places
the boards are lasered onto a bamboo board because it’s a natural wood sometimes the image can appear lighter or darker in places
the boards are lasered onto a bamboo board because it’s a natural wood sometimes the image can appear lighter or darker in places
the boards are lasered onto a bamboo board because it’s a natural wood sometimes the image can appear lighter or darker in places
the boards are lasered onto a bamboo board because it’s a natural wood sometimes the image can appear lighter or darker in places
the boards are lasered onto a bamboo board because it’s a natural wood sometimes the image can appear lighter or darker in places
the boards are lasered onto a bamboo board because it’s a natural wood sometimes the image can appear lighter or darker in places
Each board is custom-engraved with your chosen name or message, making it a truly unique keepsake. The smooth, natural wood finish gives it a rustic charm, and the deep recess securely holds a standard-sized mug.
✨ Why You’ll Love It ✨ ✔ Personalised Just for You – Add any name or message to create a special, one-of-a-kind gift.
✔ Premium Quality – Made from high-quality, durable wood with a smooth finish.
✔ Perfect for Tea & Biscuit Lovers – Includes a dedicated slot for your mug and space for biscuits.
✔ Ideal for Any Occasion – Great for birthdays, Christmas, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or as a thank-you gift.
✔ Handcrafted with Care – Engraved with precision for a professional and elegant look.
🎨 Personalisation Details:
Please enter the name or message you’d like engraved in the customisation box.
We will engrave your text in a beautiful script font, as shown in the images.
🛑 Care Instructions:
Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe.
Wipe clean with a damp cloth and dry immediately.
Avoid prolonged exposure to water to maintain its beauty.
💌 Processing & Shipping:
Each board is made to order and dispatched within 2-3 business days.
Fast and reliable shipping available.
🎁 Order Yours Today & Surprise a Loved One with a Thoughtful Gift!
The board dimensions are 23cm x 15cm
Ideal gift for birthdays, Christmas, Father’s Day, Mother’s Day, anniversary or just because they deserve it
we can leave it plain or add rope through for you to hang just drop us a message when you order to let us know how you want it.
Ideal gift for birthdays, Christmas, Father’s Day, Mother’s Day, anniversary or just because they deserve it
we can leave it plain or add rope through for you to hang just drop us a message when you order to let us know how you want it.
Ideal gift for birthdays, Christmas, Father’s Day, Mother’s Day, anniversary or just because they deserve it
we can leave it plain or add rope through for you to hang just drop us a message when you order to let us know how you want it.
Ideal gift for birthdays, Christmas, Father’s Day, Mother’s Day, anniversary or just because they deserve it
we can leave it plain or add rope through for you to hang just drop us a message when you order to let us know how you want it.
the boards are lasered onto a bamboo board because it’s a natural wood sometimes the image can appear lighter or darker in places
the boards are lasered onto a bamboo board because it’s a natural wood sometimes the image can appear lighter or darker in places
the boards are lasered onto a bamboo board because it’s a natural wood sometimes the image can appear lighter or darker in places
the boards are lasered onto a bamboo board because it’s a natural wood sometimes the image can appear lighter or darker in places
the boards are lasered onto a bamboo board because it’s a natural wood sometimes the image can appear lighter or darker in places
the boards are lasered onto a bamboo board because it’s a natural wood sometimes the image can appear lighter or darker in places
Ideal gift for birthdays, Christmas, Father’s Day, anniversary or just because they deserve it
we can leave it plain or add rope through for you to hang just drop us a message when you order to let us know how you want it.
Ideal gift for birthdays, Christmas, Father’s Day, anniversary or just because they deserve it
we can leave it plain or add rope through for you to hang just drop us a message when you order to let us know how you want it.
Ideal gift for birthdays, Christmas, Father’s Day, anniversary or just because they deserve it
we can leave it plain or add rope through for you to hang just drop us a message when you order to let us know how you want it.
Ideal gift for birthdays, Christmas, Father’s Day, anniversary or just because they deserve it
we can leave it plain or add rope through for you to hang just drop us a message when you order to let us know how you want it.
Ideal gift for birthdays, Christmas, Father’s Day, Mother’s Day, anniversary or just because they deserve it
we can leave it plain or add rope through for you to hang just drop us a message when you order to let us know how you want it.
Ideal gift for birthdays, Christmas, Father’s Day, Mother’s Day, anniversary or just because they deserve it
we can leave it plain or add rope through for you to hang just drop us a message when you order to let us know how you want it.
Wooden Gift FAQs
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No. Our wooden chopping boards, serving boards, pizza boards and cheeseboards should be washed by hand using warm water and mild washing-up liquid, then dried straight away. Do not soak them or place them in a dishwasher, as excessive heat and moisture can damage the wood.
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Our bamboo boards are made from a natural material, so the colour, grain and density vary from one board to another. These natural differences can cause parts of the laser engraving to appear slightly lighter or darker, making every board unique.
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Yes. Many of our wooden gifts can be personalised with names, dates, messages or a design created especially for you. If you cannot find exactly what you need, use our Send Us Your Idea page and include as much information as possible.
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Yes, depending on the photograph and the product. Clear, well-lit images with the subject fully visible usually give the best results. We can create designs from photographs of pets, vehicles and other meaningful subjects, and we will let you know if a different image is needed.
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Yes. Our clocks are carved from genuine oak whisky barrel lids. Natural grain, colour, markings and signs of the timber’s previous use will vary, giving every finished clock its own character.
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Yes, UK delivery is available for our wooden gifts. The available delivery options and costs are shown during checkout. If you need a personalised order for a particular date, please contact us before ordering so we can confirm the current timescale.
Have a Wooden Gift Idea of Your Own?
Send us your wording, photograph, sketch or idea and we’ll let you know what we can create, along with the available size, price and timescale.
Give your kitchen a giggle with our laser-engraved “Off My Tits On Aldi Picky Bits” wooden chopping board. At a handy 30 cm by 20 cm, it’s the perfect size for prepping your snacks… or serving up the bargain-friendly picky bits that did the damage in the first place.
Made from smooth, natural wood and engraved with crisp detail, this board is ideal as a gift for someone with a wicked sense of humour or as a little treat for yourself. Whether it’s nibbles night, prosecco night, or “I can’t be bothered cooking” night, this board brings the vibes.
Great for:
• Chopping and serving
• Girls’ nights, lads’ nights, and chaotic family buffets
• Anyone who knows Aldi’s party food is elite
Durable, practical, and guaranteed to raise a smirk in any kitchen.