Funny Gift Ideas
Funny Gift Ideas
Spark laughs with our collection of funny gifts made in the UK by Farm Truck Designs in Warrington. Cheeky metal signs and pun-packed wooden boards—guaranteed to raise smiles and eyebrows.
Gift a giggle that lasts—explore our funny gift ideas today.
Give your kitchen a giggle with our laser-engraved “Off My Tits On M&S Picky Bits” wooden chopping board. At a handy 30 cm by 20 cm, it’s the perfect size for prepping your snacks… or serving up the very picky bits that got you in that state in the first place.
Made from smooth, natural wood and engraved with crisp detail, this board is ideal as a gift for someone with a wicked sense of humour or as a little treat for yourself. Whether it’s nibbles night, prosecco night, or “I can’t be bothered cooking” night, this board brings the vibes.
Great for:
• Chopping and serving
• Girls’ nights, lads’ nights, and chaotic family buffets
• Anyone who knows the true power of M&S party food
Durable, practical, and guaranteed to raise a smirk in any kitchen.
Bring a blast of humour to your home, shed, workshop or garden bar with this brilliant bomb-shaped metal sign, proudly declaring:
“In my defence, I was left unsupervised.”
Perfect for anyone who’s always getting into just a little bit of mischief, this quirky sign is guaranteed to spark laughs and nods of agreement from friends and family.
Made from high-quality steel and precision cut for crisp detail, it can be left raw to naturally weather and rust for a rustic finish, or painted to suit your space. Whether hung indoors or out, it’s the ideal funny décor piece for garages, man caves, she-sheds, gaming rooms and garden bars.
Features
Unique bomb-silhouette design
Humorous engraved text
Made from sturdy steel
Can be painted or left to naturally rust
Great gift for jokers, tinkerers, DIY-ers & “accident-prone” folk
Perfect for garages, sheds, pubs, workshops & home bars
A fun reminder that chaos happens… especially without supervision!
Bring a dose of iconic British humour to your wall décor with this “You Stupid Boy” metal sign — inspired by one of the most memorable catchphrases in classic sitcom history. Featuring a detailed silhouette of a stern Home Guard-style character delivering his famous line, this piece is perfect for fans of timeless comedy and vintage British TV charm.
Hand-cut using premium quality steel, each sign is built to last and can be finished in sleek black or left bare metal to naturally rust and develop a unique aged patina — ideal for rustic garden bars, sheds, workshops, or proudly displayed indoors.
Whether it’s a gift for a fan or a cheeky addition to your own space, this piece is guaranteed to spark smiles and nostalgia.
Features
Precision cut steel silhouette
Available painted black or bare metal (rusts naturally outdoors)
Famous British comedy catchphrase design
Pre-drilled for easy hanging
Suitable for indoor & outdoor display
Ideal for man caves, pubs, garden bars & sheds
Dimensions: (add your size here)
Add a dash of old-school wit to your space — and keep the laughs coming!
Add a dash of classic British humour to your home, garden bar, man cave or shed with this bold “Don’t Panic! Don’t Panic!” metal wall sign. Featuring the unmistakable silhouette of a flustered wartime figure barking his famous reassurance, this piece brings nostalgic charm and a guaranteed smile to any space.
Crafted from quality steel and available painted in sleek black or left raw to naturally rust, this sign offers a choice of finishes to suit your décor — from polished and modern to rustic and industrial.
Perfect for fans of traditional British sitcom humour, quirky garden décor lovers, and anyone who appreciates a bit of vintage comedy gold.
Features
Precision-cut steel design
Available in black finish or bare metal for natural rust effect
Humorous and nostalgic phrasing
Pre-drilled for easy mounting
Suitable for indoor or outdoor use
Ideal for garden bars, sheds, workshops & home bars
Dimensions: (Add your sizing here)
Bring timeless British comedy and cheerful panic-free vibes to your space!
Bring a touch of iconic British humour to your home, shed, bar or garden with this striking “We’re doomed. DOOMED!” metal wall sign. Featuring a classic silhouette of a nervous wartime-era figure alongside a much-loved comic catchphrase, this piece captures the charm and nostalgia of vintage British comedy at its finest.
Expertly cut from durable steel and available painted in sleek black or left in bare metal to naturally rust over time, it offers two distinct looks — modern and crisp or beautifully weathered and rustic.
Perfect for fans of British sitcom humour, nostalgia lovers, home bars, man caves and garden sheds.
Features:
Precision-cut steel wall sign
Choice of black finish or raw steel to allow natural rusting
Detailed character silhouette with iconic comic quote
Pre-drilled mounting holes for easy hanging
Suitable for indoor & outdoor display
Adds personality, nostalgia & humour to any space
Dimensions: (add your size here)
Celebrate timeless British wit and raise a smile — wherever you hang it.
Add a Splash of Sass to Your Garden!
Who says garden décor has to be boring? This bold black metal hanging basket bracket features a stylish anchor design with a not-so-subtle secret “W” twist — perfect for those who enjoy a giggle (and maybe raising a few eyebrows).
Lovingly crafted right here in the UK from sturdy 3mm steel, it's not just a bracket — it’s a statement. Whether it’s a housewarming, birthday, anniversary, leavers gift, or just a treat for your cheeky self, this is a gift that says “I care… but I also have a wicked sense of humour.”
Highlights:
Made in the UK
Plasma cut from durable 3mm steel
Finished in sleek, weather-resistant black
Ideal for hanging baskets, lanterns, or even your neighbour’s envy
Great gift for a garden lover, sarcasm fan, or anyone who enjoys a good innuendo
Because nothing says “welcome to my garden” like an anchor with attitude.
the boards are lasered onto a bamboo board because it’s a natural wood sometimes the image can appear lighter or darker in places
the boards are lasered onto a bamboo board because it’s a natural wood sometimes the image can appear lighter or darker in places
the boards are lasered onto a bamboo board because it’s a natural wood sometimes the image can appear lighter or darker in places
the boards are lasered onto a bamboo board because it’s a natural wood sometimes the image can appear lighter or darker in places
the boards are lasered onto a bamboo board because it’s a natural wood sometimes the image can appear lighter or darker in places
the boards are lasered onto a bamboo board because it’s a natural wood sometimes the image can appear lighter or darker in places
the boards are lasered onto a bamboo board because it’s a natural wood sometimes the image can appear lighter or darker in places
the boards are lasered onto a bamboo board because it’s a natural wood sometimes the image can appear lighter or darker in places
the boards are lasered onto a bamboo board because it’s a natural wood sometimes the image can appear lighter or darker in places
A4 Size 290mm x 210mm
The Metal sign is cut by a state of the art Xtreme Engineering CNC Plasma in the UK using British made material, The measure twice cut once sign is a sturdy well-made item from 3mm Cold Rolled mild steel material and you will not be disappointed with the quality.
THE MEASURE TWICE CUT ONCE THEN START AGAI
The sign can be cut to any size and even have someone's name put on it. Its ideal for on workshop walls garden sheds Bars toolboxes craft room walls.
Most items are made to order, so please allow up to 2-3 days for despatch although we do always try to deliver before this time. If you require something sooner, please contact us and we always do our best to accommodate rush jobs for those last minute gift items, plus all of our products are always Free Carriage.
The sign will be cut from 3mm Cold rolled raw steel and have a silver appearance when delivered but are made intending to allow them to rust, and they will do so easily, but you can prevent this from happening by applying a clear or coloured metal paint. We do recommend a coating even if keeping the sign indoors as some discolouration can occur inside. After cutting we clean the items with a product similar to WD40 which protects them from rust during transit. Once the sign is exposed to the atmosphere, or moisture, it will start to patina in a short period of time. You can expedite this If you wish by wetting the sign with some salty water. For the item to naturally rust, It will start to change within a few weeks and will last for many, many years. If you wish to protect the sign you can do this by applying any metal paint or spray from places like Screwfix, B&Q or Amazon. It will need a light sanding to help the paint adhere. Follow the surface preparation instructions from your chosen paint supplier We have personally used Screwfix own brand paints and Plasti Kote from Amazon. Both worked well for us, and we would recommend periodically applying a top up each year or as and when needed. We deliberately make them using mild steel as we have found over the years that half of our customers have wished for them to naturally rust and others wish to paint them different colours.
Please be aware that the products may have some sharp edges due to the design and cutting process. As the material is an engineering product some scratches and marks may be present on the front surface or in the material which is impossible to avoid this from happening, but care is taken to limit these during cutting and handling. They are always easily covered when a coating is applied, or when the item has rusted.
All orders are tracked using either Royal Mail or Parcel Force, depending on the size, but an email is sent once posted with your personal tracking number so that you know when to expect it.
Sorry, but we can only post to UK mainland addresses currently
the boards are lasered onto a bamboo board because it’s a natural wood sometimes the image can appear lighter or darker in places
the boards are lasered onto a bamboo board because it’s a natural wood sometimes the image can appear lighter or darker in places
Ideal gift for birthdays, Christmas, Father’s Day, Mother’s Day, anniversary or just because they deserve it
we can leave it plain or add rope through for you to hang just drop us a message when you order to let us know how you want it.
Ideal gift for birthdays, Christmas, Father’s Day, Mother’s Day, anniversary or just because they deserve it
we can leave it plain or add rope through for you to hang just drop us a message when you order to let us know how you want it.
Ideal gift for birthdays, Christmas, Father’s Day, Mother’s Day, anniversary or just because they deserve it
we can leave it plain or add rope through for you to hang just drop us a message when you order to let us know how you want it.
Ideal gift for birthdays, Christmas, Father’s Day, Mother’s Day, anniversary or just because they deserve it
we can leave it plain or add rope through for you to hang just drop us a message when you order to let us know how you want it.
the boards are lasered onto a bamboo board because it’s a natural wood sometimes the image can appear lighter or darker in places
the boards are lasered onto a bamboo board because it’s a natural wood sometimes the image can appear lighter or darker in places
the boards are lasered onto a bamboo board because it’s a natural wood sometimes the image can appear lighter or darker in places
the boards are lasered onto a bamboo board because it’s a natural wood sometimes the image can appear lighter or darker in places
the boards are lasered onto a bamboo board because it’s a natural wood sometimes the image can appear lighter or darker in places
the boards are lasered onto a bamboo board because it’s a natural wood sometimes the image can appear lighter or darker in places
Ideal gift for birthdays, Christmas, Father’s Day, anniversary or just because they deserve it
we can leave it plain or add rope through for you to hang just drop us a message when you order to let us know how you want it.
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Give your kitchen a giggle with our laser-engraved “Off My Tits On Aldi Picky Bits” wooden chopping board. At a handy 30 cm by 20 cm, it’s the perfect size for prepping your snacks… or serving up the bargain-friendly picky bits that did the damage in the first place.
Made from smooth, natural wood and engraved with crisp detail, this board is ideal as a gift for someone with a wicked sense of humour or as a little treat for yourself. Whether it’s nibbles night, prosecco night, or “I can’t be bothered cooking” night, this board brings the vibes.
Great for:
• Chopping and serving
• Girls’ nights, lads’ nights, and chaotic family buffets
• Anyone who knows Aldi’s party food is elite
Durable, practical, and guaranteed to raise a smirk in any kitchen.